Call seven friends Friday night, have them all meet you at your house at 7:00 am tomorrow, sharp.
Have your friends clean your house, and haul everything from the basement to the attic.
After the house is clean, everyone wraps themselves from head to toe in cling wrap.
All eight of you cram together in the bathtub. Point a large fan at the tub and turn the shower on cold
While yelling and swearing at your friends at the top of your voice, tear up 50 pound notes. Do this for six hours.
At the end of the six hours, everyone gets out of the bathtub and walks around the house, dripping wet.
Have all your friends clean your house again and take the stuff from the attic back to the basement, then take them all out to dinner and drink lots of lager.
Invite them to come back next weekend and do it again.
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